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Feeling a tad annoyed, are you? Maybe even a bit disappointed or angry? Hmmm. You feel misunderstood and not truly listened to. Not having your needs met? Tried to get that new program on your computer to actually respond? Good grief. Did you know that the oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve? It was an Apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just one byte, then everything crashed. Heh. It would be nice if we could strategically place piñatas all over the place, wouldn’t it?

Many of us have two moods these days: panic and worry about every little detail, or “It is what it is.” Speaking of which, there is no panic like trying to press “End Call” when you accidentally call someone. Can you relate? So why did the Mexican take his anti-anxiety medication? For his panic attack. Heh.

Status updates, rants on Facebook, and your friends refuse to stop sending you endless memes. When did everyone become so determined to share their vehement opinions and beliefs? Of course, we do need people with convictions; sometimes even with full force – to influence others and have an impact on this misguided world.

Do you feel stuck in a life you never truly dreamed about? Trust me, there is so much more to the book than the page you think you are stuck on. Do you still hold onto all your past mistakes, unable to truly let them go?

I know. Sometimes you wish you were full of tacos instead of emotions. If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type. Heh. Are you too stressed to deal with your stress? Please don’t be afraid to acknowledge and feel your feelings. But don’t forget: Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. Feelings are like waves. You can’t stop them from coming, but you get to choose which ones to surf. Remember, you can do anything – but not everything, sweet friends.

Hello. How are you? Better, now that you asked. Awww. How are you? “Well, I haven’t had my morning coffee yet and no one has gotten hurt. So I’d say: So far so good.” And how are you? Armed and ready. I was fine until you asked. Uh, oh.