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Everyone knew Biden was not an acting President. He was an acting puppet. The question was, who was pulling the strings, Obama or Pelosi or some combination? Even before the debates, it was obvious to everyone that Biden had diminished capacity. For years, we watched him fall, stumble, bumble, and mumble, losing his trend of thought mid-sentence, as the Democrats and the media denied what our eyes were seeing and our ears were hearing.

Apologies

Dear Editor:

There are some indiscretions that I’ve committed that I want to own up to. The first apology goes to all the supermarkets in the Tri-State Area. Yes, I’ve used your wagons and have not returned them to their rightful places. Instead, I’ve left them by the area of my parking space while justifying my lack of consideration to inclement weather. It’s either too hot, too cold, too windy, or too rainy to walk the several feet to return the cart to its rightful place.

Job Listing

Dear Editor:

Wanted: a person (preferably male) age 35 and up for a high-level federal job. Hours: 10-4 Monday-Thursday and no calls after 8 p.m. Extended weekends and federal, religious, and no alternate side of the street parking days off.

Onomatopoeia

Dear Editor:

 Ahh! The sweet sounds and smells of summer: the sizzling barbecue, tweeting birds, and whirring air conditioners. These sounds are the onomatopoeia of summer. (I always wanted to use that word.)

The Most Predictable Assassination Attempt Ever

Dear Editor:

The attempted assassination of Donald Trump might be the least shocking, near cataclysmic event to occur in our political history. For years, we have been told lies that if Donald Trump is elected, he will be a fascist dictator who will end our democracy. Apparently, the entire left-wing media has forgotten that, unlike Biden, Trump actually governs as a political moderate, because comparisons to Hitler are commonplace among left-wing media outlets.

Dear Editor:

On behalf of the current and past parents of Bnos Malka, I want to publicly thank Michael Salzbank for his incredible 11 years of dedicated service as Executive Director (and so much more!) of Bnos Malka Academy. There’s no way to put into words how much Mr. Salzbank meant to us and to BMA. But here’s a small glimpse.