A Miraculous Morning In Tel Aviv

Dear Editor:

I am a living witness to the attack on the center of Tel Aviv yesterday morning at 4 a.m. I was staying in a safe room with three other women, pretty much as close as one could be to the direct hit. It’s very important that you understand the following:

The Two-Doll Policy

Dear Editor:

Do you consider yourself a good parent? If so, how would you punish the young tot from the Netherlands who scratched a Rothko painting worth almost $60 million? I think the bigger crime is that a modern painting with three different colored blocks could cost that much. $6.00 might be a better figure. Can you blame the kid, who probably thought it was an Etch-A-Sketch pad? Should the parents give him a time-out (maybe a couple of years) or make him visit various museums instead of ballparks for the rest of his life?

Can A Leopard Change Its Spots? Maybe

Dear Editor:

Andrew Cuomo is no stranger to New York politics. First his father, Governor Mario Cuomo, and then Andrew himself left a lasting impact on the state—and on the Jewish community in particular. While past performance is never a guarantee of the future, both Cuomos have a history of positive engagement and support for our community.

Goldilocks

Dear Editor:

Jet lag is a dirty six-letter, two-syllable term. What to do about it? There are a variety of suggestions from well-meaning relatives and friends. Here are a few for you to ponder: Stay in Israel and never return to the U.S. Take melatonin a) as you board the plane, b) after you watch a boring movie like Barbie or Wicked, c) three hours into the flight, or d) three hours before landing.

Vote To Stop The Danger

Dear Editor:

This coming Tuesday, June 24, is a very important election for New York City. It is the primary for the mayoral election. I strongly urge everyone to vote for Cuomo, at least in the primary. I am well aware many of us are angry at him for shutting down our shuls during COVID and for the nursing homes. However, this is not the time to bring that up.