Opinion

Of all the units we use to measure things, time has always been the most fluid. 

Welcome back to “How Should I Know?” – the advice column that, more often than not, is about food.

Dear Mordechai,

About once a year, I write a “dumb criminals” article, because there are a lot of criminals out there who do stupid things and get caught, probably because if you want to be a police officer, there are intelligence tests you have to take, but if you want to be a criminal, there are not.  Also, many cops have been doing this for years, but for the criminals, it’s often their first foray.

There comes a time in every marriage when your wife is going to want to go walking, and you’re going to want to go to sleep.  And that time is Friday night.  What are you gonna do, right? 

Every year, in honor of Presidents’ Day, we list a bunch of amazing facts about one of our beloved presidents (non-beloved too – we just go in order).  And this year we’re up to… John Adams. 

I recently sent someone a long email expressing my frustration about something, and his entire response was, “Maybe you should write an article about anger management.”  And it wasn’t even an angry email.  It occurred to me only afterward that it may have come off as angry because I forgot to break it up into paragraphs.