If there’s somewhere you want to visit, flying is safer than driving. That’s what they tell you. Yet when we get on a plane, they give a whole safety speech. Which we don’t pay attention to, because flying is safer than driving.
I generally try to write about nice, relatable things, so what more relatable thing is there this week, the week after Tisha B’Av, than to write about a chasunah I recently went to that featured a mechanical bull? It was set up right next to the tables on the men’s side.
Whew! Another exciting week has come and gone at Camp Zareinu V’chaspeinu! We, the head staff, are literally falling off our feet, and we’re not sure if our hearing is going to come back. So for now, here’s a summary of what happened this week, in writing, because we know your kids don’t tell you anything, and if you come over and ask us on Shabbos, we’re just going to politely nod and laugh and hope it wasn’t a question.