Drip. Drip. Drip. Pitter patter. Pitter patter. Swoosh. Swoooosh! Gush! What kind of article is this? you must be wondering. After a three-week break from writing my column due to my son’s wedding, Baruch Hashem, you must be asking yourselves if I forgot how to write. You’re probably thinking that in the extremely somewhat stressful period leading up to the wedding, I must have completely lost my mind touch. You are wondering if, in a moment of desperation due to my inability to come up with original material, I decided to plagiarize a book by Dr. Seuss. But, no, I did not forget how to write. And, no, I did not plagiarize a book by Dr. Seuss, or anyone else for that matter. I’m just sharing with you the unwelcome sounds that have been reverberating through my home of late.