Every year, around President’s Day, I write an article on one of our presidents in which I list off some fun facts about their lives, or at least the ones that are appropriate for a humor article. Like with some presidents, it’s like,
I think at some point my kids are going to figure out that birthday suppers are a scam. Though I don’t think they’ll care.
Most years, our family does birthday suppers, which is when whichever child is having a birthday gets to decide what we’re having for supper. It’s very exciting, because usually my wife and I decide. And also make it.
If there’s one thing we can all agree on in these tumultuous times, it’s that more and more, it seems that people are acting like animals. And what is this world coming to?
Articles poking fun at dumb criminals have been a tradition ever since the invention of the humor column. I think it’s also a tradition among criminals.