Chanukah presents us with a difficult dilemma. The custom of eating foods that contain a lot of oil, to remind us of our victory over the Syrian-Greeks, has a special place in our Chanukah observance. While most of us really enjoy fried latkes and assorted doughnuts, those aren’t exactly the most healthful of foods. But I am happy to announce that I have found a way that you can have latkes/doughnuts and enjoy them, too, in a manner that doesn’t add any calories, and isn’t at all unhealthful. In fact, the more doughnuts/latkes you enjoy on my program, the better. What’s more, my program is free and doesn’t entail any obligation.